Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I need to align my fucking chakras
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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