This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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