what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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