whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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