I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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