are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
