My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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