Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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