I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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