: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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