You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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