I'm going to jail i love you
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I cockslap morals
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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