Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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