Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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