who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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