kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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