As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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