So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
