O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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