Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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