so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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