Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
