Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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