it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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