so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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