im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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