You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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