idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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