their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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