I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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