Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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