But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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