Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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