So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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