He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
