Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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