I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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