WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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