just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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