i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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