People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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