quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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