wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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