Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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