Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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