even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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