No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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