Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I can't put those talents on a resume
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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