I feel great
I just peed on a car
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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