are you still at the devil's house?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
