Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
