I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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