How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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