Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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