I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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