She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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